Too Cheeky..

One day a farmer buys a young rooster to copulate with the chickens   . He put the young rooster into the pen so that he can get down to business.      The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and say '' OK'' Old fellow, time to retire.       The old rooster says '' You cant handle all these chickens and look at what it did to me. The young rooster replied''Now dont give a hassle about this''.       Time  for the old rooster to step aside and the young to take over.Then the old rooster says''  'Come on just let me have the two old hens over in the corner and I wont bother you.      The young rooster says '' No  Beat it.. I m taking over.   Then the old rooster thinks for a minute and say to the young rooster.          I tell you what young fellow. I 'll race with you around the farm house.     Whoever win the race get domain of the chicken coup and if I m so feeble, why not you give me a little head start. '' Sure, Why not, you know that I 'll still beat you. ''     They line up at the back of the farmhouse ,get a chicken to chuck ''GO ''    The old rooster takes off running, next 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him.      They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster catch up nearer to the old rooster and gaining fast.       The farmer sitting on the pouch looks up and see what is going on, grab his shotgun ''BOON''    he blows the young rooster  to '' :KFC   'heaven.     He shakes his head gloomly and says..''SON OF A BITCH'' third gay rooster I bought this week...