Bullshit might get you to the top but it wont keep u there.

A turkey was chatting with a bull.'' I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree'' Sighed the turkey ,but I havent got the energy.  Well.,  :'' Why dont you nibble on some of my droppings''   Replied the bull.  ''They "re packed with nutrients''.    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strenght to reach the first branch of the tree.      The next day, after eating some more dung , he reached the second branch.     Finally after a fortnight , then he was proudly perched at the top of the tree,soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer who shot the turkey out of the tree..