A Prayer For Stress

Grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change     .The courage to change things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those peaple I had to kill today because they pissed me off.     And also ,help me to be carefull of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ''BUTT'' that I may have to kiss tomorrow.      Help me to remember when I  ' m having a really bad day and it seems that peaple are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to FROWN and only 4 to extend my arm and smack the bastard  in the mouth.. ha ha ...By saying it  LOUDLY then maybe it will ease your  tension too.