A gift or present..

Yesterday is history..Tomorrow is a mystery...but today  is a Gift  that's why it is called present.

Good hand ....

Having sex is like playing bridge  ..if you dont have a good partner ..you better have a good hand ..lol..           You are never fully dressed without a smile... Beauty is Power .     Smile is the sword. A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks... So keeps smiling....    

Successful men.....

Behind every successful man is his women...Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another women.

Like your thinking..

A teacher asks her class '' If there are 5 birds sitting on the fence and you shoot down one of them, How many will be left''.       She calls on  little Sunny ,,  ''None'' They all fly away with the first gunshot.''    The teacher replies  '' The correct answer is 4 ,,BUT   I   LIKE  YOUR   THINKING ''.          Then little  Sunny  says.  I have a question for you . There are 3 women sitting on the bench having ice.cream.  One is licking the sides of the triple scoop of the ice.cream.  The second is gobbing down the top and sucking the cone . The third is biting off the top of the ice,cream,, "Which one is married.''   The teacher blushing a great deal replies .''Well''  I suppose the one that 's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone. The correct answer is  the one with the wedding ring on..But.'' I like your thinking..He He.

Too Cheeky..

One day a farmer buys a young rooster to copulate with the chickens   . He put the young rooster into the pen so that he can get down to business.      The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and say '' OK'' Old fellow, time to retire.       The old rooster says '' You cant handle all these chickens and look at what it did to me. The young rooster replied''Now dont give a hassle about this''.       Time  for the old rooster to step aside and the young to take over.Then the old rooster says''  'Come on just let me have the two old hens over in the corner and I wont bother you.      The young rooster says '' No  Beat it.. I m taking over.   Then the old rooster thinks for a minute and say to the young rooster.          I tell you what young fellow. I 'll race with you around the farm house.     Whoever win the race get domain of the chicken coup and if I m so feeble, why not you give me a little head start. '' Sure, Why not, you know that I 'll still beat you. ''     They line up at the back of the farmhouse ,get a chicken to chuck ''GO ''    The old rooster takes off running, next 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him.      They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster catch up nearer to the old rooster and gaining fast.       The farmer sitting on the pouch looks up and see what is going on, grab his shotgun ''BOON''    he blows the young rooster  to '' :KFC   'heaven.     He shakes his head gloomly and says..''SON OF A BITCH'' third gay rooster I bought this week...

Who is cleverer..

Did you know that Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity , they can train peaple to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Home education.

CHILDREN...You spend the first two years of their life teachimg them to walk and talk.                  Then you spend the next sixteen years telling them to sit down and shut up.          Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, then to speak and remove all doubts.